This is inappropriate to send your Dad for Father’s Day, right?
For my 15th birthday, I made my Dad buy me the Crass album, Penis Envy. I’m sure that was a proud day for him, time to return the favor.
The motto - YOLO.
BRB - something is…like, in my eye…I’M NOT CRYING.
Internet Humor Meets Current Events Distractify.com, launching in early June 2013, is a humor site providing comedic angles on everything that matters to you…
I’m pretty stoked to announce that The Friend Zone, one of my production babies, is finally getting the recognition it fucking deserves.
Check out the series that still legit makes me laugh, even though it shouldn’t.
Proud of my company Ocelot Webworks today. Alright, I’m gonna stop being emotional and drink a really strong stout to celebrate.